thank you trafalgar square penny...

I am very very happy today. Very happy. I now have like, a job. well weird. What is even better is that it is a job I actually want. A job to begin my quest for total world domination.

on a lighter note...

I want to be on a boat

rant

Hello. Why on earth is dating so difficult in London? There is indeed something in the water. After dipping my toe in various ponds I have assessed that maybe I should just resign myself to the bitter sweet, heart warming fact that I am an enigma incapable of normal human relations. Ah well, never mind my cold, dead, lonely body is obviously going to be discovered by alsatians in my cat filled house. Um. What a cheerful, fabulous thought. Also, friends and people that care about me, for some unbeknown reason, have to listen to wine fuelled slurs on how I will not fall for them same douche bags just because I like their espadrilles . But I do like a nice pair of espadrilles. All of this culminates in the fact that when I do indeed meet a member of the opposite sex that could in fact be the illusive 'one' I freak out like a optimus prime bezerkatron. Such is life. But enough of that. On a lighter note, I have found my 2011 work out regime. double dream hands.

well.

Now, I love food. Go figure, but even I now am considering joining a gym. Yes, you heard correctly. I think it's time to put down the mince pies and back away. This sheer epiphany struck about 7 and a half minutes ago. I picked up the remains of a box of Quality Street. Upon realising there were only toffee pennies left, the true food of satan, I thought the myself 'Aw that's a shame' eating one anyway. I personify gluttony. The gluttony Fairy of Doom. That's me. Time for the spandex and the Call on Me video...just wait world...I will be a Victoria's Secrets model yet.

Forever Alone

You gotta have

Well, I'm back, Im sure you have all missed me. I have been a social leper due to a move of residence and sky taking the proverbial piss in installing my internet. tsk hiss boo. Anyway, I am very happy at the moment as my portfolio is turning into something I rather love, nothing corporate or snoozeville, just a bunch of things that I love to do and work on, it's refreshing. :) I shall post the link soon. Apart from that I woke up this morning singing this song. It's weird, I'm aware of this.

It is nice to be back, I am now off to M&S to buy custard tarts, ooer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqepCssCPT0

Dead Drop...

‘Dead Drops’ a new project by Berlin based artist Aram Bartholl. ‘Dead Drops’ is an anonymous, offline, peer to peer file-sharing network in public space. Aram is ‘injecting’ USB flash drives into walls, buildings and curbs accessable to anybody in public space. You are invited to go to these places (so far 5 in NYC) to drop or find files on a dead drop. Plug your laptop to a wall, house or pole to share your favorite files and data. Each dead drop contains a readme.txt file explaining the project. ‘Dead Drops’ is still in progress, to be continued here and in more cities. Full documentation, movie, map and ‘How to make your own dead drop’ manual coming soon.

Great Idea.