well.

Now, I love food. Go figure, but even I now am considering joining a gym. Yes, you heard correctly. I think it's time to put down the mince pies and back away. This sheer epiphany struck about 7 and a half minutes ago. I picked up the remains of a box of Quality Street. Upon realising there were only toffee pennies left, the true food of satan, I thought the myself 'Aw that's a shame' eating one anyway. I personify gluttony. The gluttony Fairy of Doom. That's me. Time for the spandex and the Call on Me video...just wait world...I will be a Victoria's Secrets model yet.

Forever Alone

You gotta have

Well, I'm back, Im sure you have all missed me. I have been a social leper due to a move of residence and sky taking the proverbial piss in installing my internet. tsk hiss boo. Anyway, I am very happy at the moment as my portfolio is turning into something I rather love, nothing corporate or snoozeville, just a bunch of things that I love to do and work on, it's refreshing. :) I shall post the link soon. Apart from that I woke up this morning singing this song. It's weird, I'm aware of this.

It is nice to be back, I am now off to M&S to buy custard tarts, ooer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqepCssCPT0

Dead Drop...

‘Dead Drops’ a new project by Berlin based artist Aram Bartholl. ‘Dead Drops’ is an anonymous, offline, peer to peer file-sharing network in public space. Aram is ‘injecting’ USB flash drives into walls, buildings and curbs accessable to anybody in public space. You are invited to go to these places (so far 5 in NYC) to drop or find files on a dead drop. Plug your laptop to a wall, house or pole to share your favorite files and data. Each dead drop contains a readme.txt file explaining the project. ‘Dead Drops’ is still in progress, to be continued here and in more cities. Full documentation, movie, map and ‘How to make your own dead drop’ manual coming soon.

Great Idea.

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Baby monkey baby monkey riding on a pig baby monkey. makes sense to me.

ode to pedobear

Fat kids and paedophiles. Should'nt be funny, but just plain hysterical. (I should also mention this is my own creation).

fake, but that's ok

This is fake, but so what, it is good and I want to play!

guns don't kill people...

still got love for the vaginal crease. best lyric ever?

epic day...

Today is a day that will make history as Chile's 33 trapped miners are, as I blog, being hoisted to safety in a cramped rescue capsule. Truly a magical scene as one by one the miners climb into the steel cage and are reintroduced with the world which has lay 2,050 feet above them for the past 69 days.

They are free now. I'm bored. Get over it Sky News.

look at me, im a fucking hipster.

Life in East London as we know it. shakes head* New age fun with a vintage feel. I am off to my synth lesson, laterz.

carbicide!!

You go Tesco. Your hungover. You spot this beauty. You run to the loo and throw up westons organic cider. You avoid food. You lose 2 pounds at weight watchers. Every little helps.

Freak me.

If this is not on your spotify I do not want to be your friend.

I now know why my mam made me give up horseriding...

Gleek

You have enough product in your hair to season a wok. It's the return of glee and boy I am excited. I like to say I like it ironically...truth is I just love it. For one reason. That reason is this woman. Sue Sylvester I salute you.

still obsessed with ikea...

Perspective art from ikea, great idea.

I knew it...

If trees could talk...
http://talking-tree.com/

Chalk Fun

Ikea never fail to excite me. No not just on boring Sundays when I steal little wooden pencils.

gotta get through this...

Something which highly amused me was being woken up at stupid o'clock by a bunch of cockney builders hammering outside my window. Now that in itself is not amusing, but what is is the fact they were singing along the legendary weirdo Daniel Bedingfield's classic 'If you're not the one'. In tribute here is a treat for all, a user named melahop's great re-creation of the great mans tune...please enjoy. This genius made me ALOL (thats actually laugh out loud to all you uncool acronym-a-phobes.)

Dear Santa

Dear Santa


Could I please be her for Christmas


Ta


Loren

Word to the wise

So I moved to London a little while ago now. Flat sharing is of course something one has to simply put up with, even if your flat mate eats two boiled eggs a day religiously and look as you strangely for watching hollyoaks (whatever ok, I like it).
Anyway, this book is a sheer god send for all of your trying to survive the perils of flatsharing, remember it could always be worse...

I hate kids

Now, I hate kids. I also hate flasmobs or any kind of impromptu dancing therefore I should hate this new viral from Samsung. However, it has made me raise a slight smile. Enjoy...

Praise the lord.

Welcome to ones new blog. That's right, new. A blank canvas to fill with utter balls. You know how you really want to punch that person sitting in front of you on the bus in the back of the head. That is hopefully the emotion my ramblings will produce...

Welcome to and other such delights, I hope your stay is comfortable.