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Baby monkey baby monkey riding on a pig baby monkey. makes sense to me.

ode to pedobear

Fat kids and paedophiles. Should'nt be funny, but just plain hysterical. (I should also mention this is my own creation).

fake, but that's ok

This is fake, but so what, it is good and I want to play!

guns don't kill people...

still got love for the vaginal crease. best lyric ever?

epic day...

Today is a day that will make history as Chile's 33 trapped miners are, as I blog, being hoisted to safety in a cramped rescue capsule. Truly a magical scene as one by one the miners climb into the steel cage and are reintroduced with the world which has lay 2,050 feet above them for the past 69 days.

They are free now. I'm bored. Get over it Sky News.

look at me, im a fucking hipster.

Life in East London as we know it. shakes head* New age fun with a vintage feel. I am off to my synth lesson, laterz.

carbicide!!

You go Tesco. Your hungover. You spot this beauty. You run to the loo and throw up westons organic cider. You avoid food. You lose 2 pounds at weight watchers. Every little helps.

Freak me.

If this is not on your spotify I do not want to be your friend.