well.

Now, I love food. Go figure, but even I now am considering joining a gym. Yes, you heard correctly. I think it's time to put down the mince pies and back away. This sheer epiphany struck about 7 and a half minutes ago. I picked up the remains of a box of Quality Street. Upon realising there were only toffee pennies left, the true food of satan, I thought the myself 'Aw that's a shame' eating one anyway. I personify gluttony. The gluttony Fairy of Doom. That's me. Time for the spandex and the Call on Me video...just wait world...I will be a Victoria's Secrets model yet.